First all grain brew

Well I took a dive head first into the deep end and I am not sure the pool had water...

I thought to myself - how hard could it be to brew beer from the base ingredients? So I found a recipe on aussiehomebrewer.com.au and decided what the hell!


 Recipe Source

	5.7 kg	BB Galaxy Pale Malt
	0.45 kg	Weyermann Munich I
	0.3 kg	Cane Sugar
	0.15 kg	Weyermann Caraamber
	0.1 kg	Weyermann Melanoidin
	38 g	Styrian Goldings (Pellets, 5.5 AA%, 60 mins)
	20 g	Saaz (Czech) (Pellets, 3.5 AA%, 15 mins)
	2000 ml	Wyeast Labs 1762 - Belgian Abbey II

So I went down to my local brew shop with this list and found everything even if I did have to sub out the recommended yeast with a dry yeast

With my ingredients acquired I rushed home to start in on true brewing.

Arriving at home I found the kitchen lacking certain things that I must have! The major one being a large pot!

So the next weekend Kasey and I headed to the army surplus store and found what was labeled to be a 20L pot! Score.

So grabbing this bad boy I rushed home ready to start in on my brewing excellence.

Once arriving at home with my pot I found that I was missing another major component. A false bottom is used in breweries for removing the grains from the liquid (which will be called WORT from now on) and as since my new shinny 20L pot didn't have a false bottom I went back to the net to solve my problem. The answer came in the form of a Brew Bag. A brew bag is a very fine mesh of material that you can brew in and then squeeze the wort from afterwards! So the following weekend we rushed to the linen store and got a large quality of this material. Kasey then started the long and arduous task of making a bag and incorporating a draw string. A week later and we are rocking!... Wait... ahh CRAP!

So the pot is 20L. My recipe is for making 20L. Sounds fine right? WRONG. I have about 10L of GRAIN, what the hell.... Thats 30L of stuff for my "20L" pot.

After a few messing around I found my "20L" pot was only 15L! Damn those surplus no measuring dirt grubbing .. grrr

Okay so I am all kinds of low class (see fridge) and there must be a "poor mans" way of doing this... So I split up the brewing :) 15L x 2. So I did half the grain in the pot. Problem is it takes 2 hours to brew the grains! That means I was sitting there for 4 hours watching this mess seep :)

Once it was done I transfered the bag to the garage to hang for an hour and I went to squeeze the shit out of it every 10 minutes

Once I had all that sorted out I transfered the 19L of wort to the 15L pot and another 5L pot. These then boiled with the hops for 90 minutes. It was suppose to be a light colored beer... Why is it dark? Ahhh shitty. Dark?! What the hell... Ohh.. I had the temperature too high when cooking the grains :P Guess it is a dark beer now.  :D

So this boiled and boiled and then I transfered all this into the fermenter... 14L.. WHAT?! AHH Crap! Evaporation.

And with the steam went the last of my resolve. My hope of exclaiming to the world that the new best Craft Beer artisan as entered into the arena and that success was just around the corner for this fine brew... Ahh screw it :P I boiled another 5L of water and tipped it into the fermenter. So while I was ripping up my business cards for Chris' Craft Beer I went to check the fermenter.

Wow... That fermenter is REALLY hot.... So hot that...

Oh no! Its way to hot to put yeast in! So I put it in the washing tub and filled it will cold water. An hour later? Still freak'n hot! So we went out to dinner. 2 and half hours later? Waaaa! Still freaken hot.. So while canceling my bid to buy that small brewery on the outskirts of town I sat and waited and waited.

So I stayed up and finally it go down to yeast bearable temperatures. I added the yeast and put the bad boy into the fridge!

Only time will tell if I made poison or beautiful dark beer.